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Church Hires Vocal Coach To Get Congregation Into New Worship Leader’s Range (satire)
ByKenny Burchard March 15, 2016May 6, 2026

Yorba Linda, CA – The sound of higher praise is filling the house at Crossroads Christian Center in Yorba Linda these days. Praise in a higher key signature, that is, thanks to the hard work and dedication of renowned Christian vocal coach Tim Speers. Speers was brought in by the church’s executive leadership in order to help…

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Area Church Goes To Once-a-Month Services In Order To Avoid Lapsing Into Dead Tradition (satire)
ByKenny Burchard March 12, 2016May 6, 2026

Hemet, CA – Four Sundays ago, Rev. Carl Swenson, the founding pastor of First Assembly, one of Hemet’s largest churches, told his congregation that it would be three Sundays before they would gather together again for worship. An audio recording of the sermon revealed that Swenson is deeply concerned about the increased spiritual shallowness of his…

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